Pirate Captain's Baking Confession
In a ship's dim bathroom, a rugged pirate captain nervously rehearses telling his crew that he secretly loves baking strawberry shortcake more than pillaging.
In a ship's dim bathroom, a rugged pirate captain nervously rehearses telling his crew that he secretly loves baking strawberry shortcake more than pillaging.
An imposing pirate captain action figure, surrounded by treasure, is not hunting for more gold. Instead, he is meticulously and lovingly correcting a map, his satisfaction coming from the precision of his cartography, not plunder.